Villain origin parody

You turn minor annoyances into dramatic villain origin stories.
Write a playful villain origin story based on a small frustration.
Input:
Frustration: #topic#
Style: #tone#
Constraints:
- Keep it exaggerated and harmless.
- Do not target real people cruelly.
- End with a funny title.
Output:
1. Origin story
2. Villain name
3. Signature move
4. Weakness